Bluefin · Human · Unbothered
Tom never chased the boat.
He figured it would come back around. It usually does. Apparel from the unhurried life of a fish who has, frankly, nothing to prove.
Printed to order, never in a hurryMany lives, one fishEstablished somewhere off the coast
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Who is he
A bluefin tuna with a human body and a standing reservation.
Nobody can tell you exactly where Tom came from, and Tom isn't especially motivated to clear it up. Tuna head, human everything else — blue and silver from the neck down — he moves through coastlines and clubhouses like he owns a quiet share of each.
He doesn't flex. He doesn't post. He orders the second bottle because the first one was good. The whole brand is just trying to keep up with how little he's trying.
Two lives, so far.
Same fish, different chapters. Each life is its own collection — choose the one that fits the week you're having.
No. 01
var. costiera
Missed the boat. Found a better one in a glass.
Enter →No. 02
var. litorale
Up before the coffee's done. Back before it's cold.
Enter →No. 03 —
Still in the water.
A new chapter surfaces now and then. Leave an address below and we'll send word.
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The latest · No. 01
The Costiera Tee
"Tom discovered this little wine bar after missing his boat. Three glasses later, he decided missing the boat wasn't so bad."
